One-piece

Self portrait- 'Holiday in the Alps'

Flappy Flanksglivving

Last year Mom cooked a turkey. First, she rubbed butter on the bare bird. I am glad that was not my job! The turkey looked cold. It had goose bumps!
Thanks Brenda B. Covert for your Internet contribution- I wish I knew how old you were when you wrote that because if it is below 9 years, well done!

Warm Wool

The Where The Wild Things are by The Maurice Sendak makes me want to make a monster. I think you think its name is Rouncy, and you're right. You're goddamn right!

Millions

Mouth sounds look like funnel heads