One-piece

Self portrait- 'Holiday in the Alps'

Flappy Flanksglivving

Last year Mom cooked a turkey. First, she rubbed butter on the bare bird. I am glad that was not my job! The turkey looked cold. It had goose bumps!
Thanks Brenda B. Covert for your Internet contribution- I wish I knew how old you were when you wrote that because if it is below 9 years, well done!

Warm Wool

The Where The Wild Things are by The Maurice Sendak makes me want to make a monster. I think you think its name is Rouncy, and you're right. You're goddamn right!

Millions

Mouth sounds look like funnel heads

T-Shirts

YAY- T-Shirts for wearing! Thanks to,Sam, at www.suumo.co.uk!

C-I-T-Y, you can see why

Building a city...

Platy-frump

The Platywoman (Ornithorhynchus femina) is a semi-aquatic mammal endemic to Australia. Together with the four species of platypeople, it is one of the five extant species of mummy mammals, the only mammals to lay eggs instead of giving thanks to live young. It is the sole living representative of its family (Ornithorhynchifeminae) and genus (Ornithorhynchus), though a number of related species have been found in the fossil records.

Circus Portrait

If I hug an elephant, the face hair will tickle my scales. Maybe his tooth can dig my scales.

Four Head Present. Foreheads

Hi guy, this are my presents for last Christmans. Merry Christ!

Magic Mountain

Happy New Year, Sad Old Face

It's no Montgolfier, but it would have been more exciting.